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#1
Re: Do you know Jack?
sed
Posted on: 5/11 0:50
You people have no guts to make a comment?? He He He :D
#2
Do you know Jack?
sed
Posted on: 5/10 15:46
Who Is Jack Schitt??
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
Intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner
Of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
Produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
High school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt
Later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them,
She wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
Inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
Brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you
Can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
REMEMBER:
IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU MIGHT POSSIBLY BE RELATED TO FULLA
SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
Intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner
Of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
Produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
High school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt
Later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them,
She wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
Inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
Brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you
Can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
REMEMBER:
IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU MIGHT POSSIBLY BE RELATED TO FULLA
SCHITT
#5
Re: GUITARS
sed
Posted on: 1/9 13:54
OMG --- I have NEVER seen a "fish-head" (Telecaster) that wasn't blonde or PAINTED.... This is REALLY a beauty!! Right out of the Opry!!
#7
A US Destroyer
sed
Posted on: 12/1 0:44
A US Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California.
The Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts,
"Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America!
to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able
to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-speaker and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts,
"No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
The Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts,
"Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America!
to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able
to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-speaker and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts,
"No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
#8
Re: My new personal site is finally open!
sed
Posted on: 2012/10/25 14:00
And the ADDY is where??
#10
New APPLE unveilings
sed
Posted on: 2012/10/23 22:05
We have found our way to San Jose, to see what Apple meant when it said, "We've got a little more to show you.
READ MORE:
http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/gad ... ew-imac-13-inch-1C6630274
READ MORE:
http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/gad ... ew-imac-13-inch-1C6630274
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