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.....It was during the Stardock Annual Meeting, I started off at security at the front reception area, and ja everything was cool, people coming & going the whole afternoon, now my shift was to end at 19h30, but the supervisor came up to me and asked if I wanted to oversee the general clean up for security reasons of computer hardware and software that was left lying about and needed to be put into lockdown, it meant that my shift would only end at 22h3o but the overtime would pay well, so I agreed and said ja no sweat, I needed the money.....as I was finishing at the desk, Zubaz came in with this beautiful and I mean beautiful, gorgeous Eastern European woman, Zub filled in the visitors book and marked her down as relation, I remember thinking to myself, wait ol' Zub doesn't look like he has any eastern blood in him, but you never know, his cousin might have married a Persian Princess for all I knew, and he was showing her around the building, just to show her where he worked, maybe she was a Wincustomise fan or something.....anyway I finished my reception shift at 19h30, and went straight into my overtime job of clean desk operation, whereas everything must be locked away, I had a logbook of all the valuable hardware and software that heeded to be in the safe, some of this equipment is very susceptible to static, so they give us these little robots to help with picking the hardware up without damaging it with a static charge, all of them are equipped with video so you can remote control them from the main station, now all I was missing was the Dualcore CPU History meters......anyway I went through a couple of rooms in the main staging area where they work with this equipment and no joy, I was nearing the main staging bay where all the new skins are tested in the hardware, I mean the robots are not fitted with sound sensors so I couldn't hear anything, but I could see lights coming from under the door , didn't think anything of it, I clicked the door open and sent the robot in, I'm thinking to myself something funny is going on here, whats all the flickering lights, but I had located the meters so I sent the robot trawling over to pick them up, as I was just about to lift them I swung the robots head.....well I never, looking at the footage even the robot looked surprised, there was this Persian Princess right in the middle of her routine, if you get my drift and all of the Moderators were cowering behind anything they could get there hands on, I mean Zub was trying to hide behind a tie ha ha ha Ha, and if I am not mistaken there was another two mods with him also trying to hide behind the same tie...... they had seen the robot come in, but did not have time to turn off the strobe lights she uses in her "act", they were hiding in the most obvious places, I mean you can imagine there is not much to hide behind when you have cleared a floor space for an "Artistic act" in a office, they were behind plants, chairs, I'm sure I seen one hiding behind a staple, not the gun, just the staple Ha ha Ha ha....but it was the sight of shirtless Zub and his two buddies trying to hide behind his tie and the expression on his face that was priceless....you see it was someones going away party and they had laid on entertainment for the party, I will take Zubs expression and the picture of him hiding to the grave with me Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha you had to be there to see it and believe it......this definitely one where the Mastercard is not the priceless object Ha ha Ha Ha

I can personally swear on my own heart, that non of the above is true, it is a story straight from my head to paper, Honest injun.....I hope you enjoy the desktop as much as I did making it, thanks The Thug